Thanks for making dinner tonight so I could take it easy after the longest run of my life. You are the greatest husband ever. Also, the meatloaf? Best you’ve ever made.
Thank you for not turning black or falling off even though we are almost half through with training. My sanity and vanity appreciate it.
Dear Right Knee,
Thanks for holding in there. That band is the best $15 I’ve ever spent.
You rock. Seriously. That small bit of encouragement totally keeps me going. It helps me to remember that we’re a community. I secretly hope that the people who don’t wave back trip on something. But not you!
To the guy that almost didn’t stop at the red light,
Thanks for actually stopping. I do enjoy living uninjured. Also, I had the right of way.